Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
wow bdsm is so cute
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