That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So gin and wine won't be happening again
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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