i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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