Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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