I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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