YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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