i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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