i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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