Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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