I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Randomize
