We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I am puke
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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