why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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