So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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