some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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