I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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