at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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