I'm going to jail i love you
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
someone owes me an orgasm
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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