Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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