so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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