god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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