i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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