were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
