so explain again why im purple
no
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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