why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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