His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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