Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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