But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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