Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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