Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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