Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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