Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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