it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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