so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
How naked do you want me to be?
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