Yo dont text me then not text me
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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