Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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