So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
