After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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