Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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