Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
