If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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