Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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