I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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