Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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