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(573): View more from Missouri

Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.

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(813): View more from Florida

he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"

(305): View more from Florida

does that mean he doesn't last long?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"

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(713): View more from Texas

Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.

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(602): View more from Arizona

She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically

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(586): View more from Michigan

I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you

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(512): View more from Texas

Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep

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