It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think my nap took me to another dimension
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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