it glows. i had to have it.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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