It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
