Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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