At least make sure they are 18
Why
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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