So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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