Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize