Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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