youre lurking in front of me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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